English Football and Porn…Not too Shabby

Posted on August 5, 2010

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So, my fellow degenerates, we three donks got together this  Sunday past to put our heads together and come up with something worthy of our readers (all eight of you).

Unfortunately, our conversation quickly devolved into answering, “What’s the best way to watch porn on your iPhone while driving home from Dewey in bumper to bumper traffic?” Now, my fellow degenerates, I shit you not, we talked about this for easily an hour, and the conversation never fully recovered.

After we talked about the best sites to use that are smart-phone compatible, we entered the “clean-up portion” of this intellectually stimulating light-hearted witty repartee.  We concluded that you must gather the loose Starbucks napkins from the floor of your car in an umbrella-like fashion over your joint to avoid a huge mess, which, while you’re driving, could end up being either a) really embarrassing, b) completely dangerous or the more probable c) both.

Sorry we have neither real substance nor real wit in this post, so for that, on to the pick.  The English Premiership begins this week and although Portsmouth FC has been relegated to the second division, we can still make plays on those goofy-teeth-having-English bastards.  Take the draw line(+220) in this game because Portsmouth can’t score goals for shit but they play good defense.

As the NFL regular season rapidly approaches, it still can’t get here fast enough.  So, for the time being, all you degenerates will have to put up with our often sexist and offensive ramblings until we can talk straight betting, and even then we’ll probably rant about the ridiculousness of our everyday lives.

Let us know how you degenerates did.

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