BILL COMPTON

Posted on August 24, 2010

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CHIRP CHIRP… THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT FROM A TEXT CONVO BETWEEN “DOC “AND “SOOKIE” FROM THE BAR AT SEACRETS IN WHITE TRASH OCEAN CITY, MD.

DOC: RUG BURN!
SOOKIE: OH YEAH?…HOW ABOUT SOME SAND BURN LATER?
DOC: HA I WOULD LOVE IT AS LONG AS THERE’S BLOOD INVOLVED
SOOKIE: THAT WAS KINDA WIERD
DOC: WELP?
SOOKIE: WELP WHAT?
DOC: WELP I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A VAMPIRE BITE
SOOKIE:OH YEAH TRUE BLOOD STYLE IS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE

I AM MOTHER F’ING BILL COMPTON!!!!

AS THE THE SUMMER WINDS DOWN, WE HERE AT “CISED” ARE TRYING TO MAKE THE MOST OF THE LAST FEW DAYS OF NO RESPONSIBILITY AND SUNSHINE.  THEREFORE, WE WILL SHARE WITH YOU DEGENERATES FUNNY STORIES AND INTERACTIONS BETWEEN OUR FRIENDS AND RANDOM BROADS.

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