Who Are The Ravens Playing Next?

Posted on September 28, 2010


So, admittedly, I (BJC) am a NY Football Giants fan, but since they suck just as bad as the Skins, I’ve got no joan or joke here only to say that the Washington Redskins are worse.  If not for a holding call, YOUR Redskins are 0-3 in a division that is terrible if not for our favorite surging ex-con Michael Vick and the Eagles.

Now that that’s out of the way, whose bandwagon can we jump on for a few weeks while we sit here in D.C. and wait for the Caps to drop the puck and the Wizards to hit the John Wall?  Well, since all the old Orioles fans jumped off one sinking ship to another faster sinking ship in the Nats, can’t the bewildered Skins fans jump off the perpetual underachieving franchise of indecision onto the Baltimore Ravens bandwagon?

The Ravens are 2-1 so far this year, with the Roethlisbergerless Steelers and Broncos coming up in the next two weeks. The Skins have the Eagles, Packers and Colts in the next three weeks.  The Ravens could easily win both those games where as the Skins are 100% going to lose those next three, and if you don’t think that to be true you’re higher than I am right now!

A two week distraction is all you degenerates need before we can get Cised for the C-A-P-S Caps Caps Caps.  I know that ditching that high school coach Jim Zorn and replacing him with the sizzled veteran in Mike Shanahan and dropping Jason Campbell and getting the-once-hated-and-now-suddenly-loved Donovan McNabb at QB was going to vault you donks from mediocrity to the playoffs, but its time to wake up for school and realize that YOU JUST SUCK!

Even the Ravens cheerleaders are hotter than the Skins cheerleaders.

Let us know what you degenerates think or shoot us an e-mail at werecisedfor@gmail.com.

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