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ACHTUNG BABY!!

June 7, 2011

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The Germans are at it again, degenerates! Now don’t get me wrong, some of my favorite people/things have come from the Fatherland: Hitler; you all remember that cute little guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, a massive inferiority complex and real mommy issues (yes, I know he was actually Austrian).  Wienerschnitzel, who amongst us doesn’t […]

Debbie Yow LOVES MikeHunt

April 7, 2011

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DISCLAIMER*** THIS POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MY HATRED FOR A WOMAN (NOT WOMEN IN GENERAL, THAT’S MURDA’S FORTE), BUT A WOMAN NEVERTHELESS.  IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THE TERRIBLE THINGS I AM ABOUT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS BITCH, STOP READING NOW! Our former favorite female athletic director from the great University […]

Thoughts On The Tourney So Far

March 24, 2011

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There is always hype when it comes to certain events.  Whether they live up to it or not is entirely another subjective discussion altogether.  Yet, every March, for one four-day “weekend,” degenerates, die hards and donkey’s alike, throw everything on the back-burner for the NCAA tournament.  This year there has been escalated levels of media coverage prior to the first tip.  Most […]

CHALK It Up To The NCAA To F@#K Up My Bracket

March 16, 2011

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Hallelujah, my fellow degenerates, it’s that time of year again.  The wonderful time where work productivity plummets to a level of a failed GED candidate, billions in man hours throughout all walks of life are consumed and wasted on PhD level research in filling out those NCAA tourney brackets and watching countless hours of basketball on our office […]

Respecting Cougars of the Non-Female Variety

March 9, 2011

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This may sound off to some of you readers out there, especially since we here have been known to fully embrace shenanigans, but I wish to congratulate the Brigham Young University for their outstanding example amongst other academic institutions.  As the majority of people know by now Brandon Davis, the 6’9” sophomore forward for the Cougars basketball […]

What Life (And Basketball) Used To Be

February 24, 2011

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I journeyed up to the sight of St. Elmo’s Fire with C-Murda a few weeks ago to watch my Terrapins take on Longwood (yeah, I don’t know who they blew to get on our schedule either).  The 30 point half-time lead morphed into a 50 point lead with three minutes and change left, and the […]

Whats Got Me On Tilt This Week…

February 7, 2011

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Yes my fellow degenerates, we’re back, C-Murda’s black(on the inside), and I’m on full monkey tilt(For those of you who are new to our Cised lingo, being on Tilt is the opposite of being Cised).  Coming back at that ass from Bethesda, The Mean Streets Of.  Yes, my fellow degenerates, the Super Bowl was last […]