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ACHTUNG BABY!!

June 7, 2011

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The Germans are at it again, degenerates! Now don’t get me wrong, some of my favorite people/things have come from the Fatherland: Hitler; you all remember that cute little guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, a massive inferiority complex and real mommy issues (yes, I know he was actually Austrian).  Wienerschnitzel, who amongst us doesn’t […]

Debbie Yow LOVES MikeHunt

April 7, 2011

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DISCLAIMER*** THIS POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MY HATRED FOR A WOMAN (NOT WOMEN IN GENERAL, THAT’S MURDA’S FORTE), BUT A WOMAN NEVERTHELESS.  IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THE TERRIBLE THINGS I AM ABOUT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS BITCH, STOP READING NOW! Our former favorite female athletic director from the great University […]

Winning Isn’t Everything, Anymore

March 18, 2011

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America is obsessed with winning.  It is entrenched in our DNA.  We just have a need to be number one, to be on top, the A-list.  We constantly spew out clichés to back up and justify this assertion.  We use them as rationale on our never-ending quenching thirst for the pinnacle.  “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing” […]

What Life (And Basketball) Used To Be

February 24, 2011

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I journeyed up to the sight of St. Elmo’s Fire with C-Murda a few weeks ago to watch my Terrapins take on Longwood (yeah, I don’t know who they blew to get on our schedule either).  The 30 point half-time lead morphed into a 50 point lead with three minutes and change left, and the […]

Whats Got Me On Tilt This Week…

February 7, 2011

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Yes my fellow degenerates, we’re back, C-Murda’s black(on the inside), and I’m on full monkey tilt(For those of you who are new to our Cised lingo, being on Tilt is the opposite of being Cised).  Coming back at that ass from Bethesda, The Mean Streets Of.  Yes, my fellow degenerates, the Super Bowl was last […]

Two for The Money/Cam Newton

December 2, 2010

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Without fail, if you are a degenerate like me, and since you’re reading this I assume that you are, you’ve gotten one of these phone calls.  These naggy, guido douche bags, who have seen Two For The Money two thousand times and know it by heart, call you on a Monday night an hour before […]

Don’t Tread On Me…

November 18, 2010

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There are many things that have come out of the Tea Party Movement that put me on Full Tilt, some more than other, but mainly their use of the Don’t Tread On Me logo from the Revolutionary War days.  I love that flag and logo, especially since I saw Sam Seaborn rocking it in his […]