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We here at Cised are not in the business off breaking news, but with 18.8 seconds left in the NBA Finals, Eric Spolsetra has just called his final timeout as the Miami Heat’s head coach; Its a LOCK. That’s all. My boy Pe’shon just woke me up from a deep sleep to make me watch […]
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ACHTUNG BABY!!
June 7, 2011
The Germans are at it again, degenerates! Now don’t get me wrong, some of my favorite people/things have come from the Fatherland: Hitler; you all remember that cute little guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, a massive inferiority complex and real mommy issues (yes, I know he was actually Austrian). Wienerschnitzel, who amongst us doesn’t […]
I Don’t Always Go To Pakistan…
June 5, 2011
Welcome back degenerates, it’s been a long time, but absence makes the heart grow stronger. Let me quickly explain where I’ve been: I took a little trip to Pakistan (Nubbiest country in the ENTIRE world) in between opening my new wine bar. As it happens, I was wandering around a very nice (by Pakistani terms) […]
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Debbie Yow LOVES MikeHunt
April 7, 2011
DISCLAIMER*** THIS POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MY HATRED FOR A WOMAN (NOT WOMEN IN GENERAL, THAT’S MURDA’S FORTE), BUT A WOMAN NEVERTHELESS. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THE TERRIBLE THINGS I AM ABOUT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS BITCH, STOP READING NOW! Our former favorite female athletic director from the great University […]
Thoughts On The Tourney So Far
March 24, 2011
There is always hype when it comes to certain events. Whether they live up to it or not is entirely another subjective discussion altogether. Yet, every March, for one four-day “weekend,” degenerates, die hards and donkey’s alike, throw everything on the back-burner for the NCAA tournament. This year there has been escalated levels of media coverage prior to the first tip. Most […]
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Winning Isn’t Everything, Anymore
March 18, 2011
America is obsessed with winning. It is entrenched in our DNA. We just have a need to be number one, to be on top, the A-list. We constantly spew out clichés to back up and justify this assertion. We use them as rationale on our never-ending quenching thirst for the pinnacle. “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing” […]
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CHALK It Up To The NCAA To F@#K Up My Bracket
March 16, 2011
Hallelujah, my fellow degenerates, it’s that time of year again. The wonderful time where work productivity plummets to a level of a failed GED candidate, billions in man hours throughout all walks of life are consumed and wasted on PhD level research in filling out those NCAA tourney brackets and watching countless hours of basketball on our office […]
Respecting Cougars of the Non-Female Variety
March 9, 2011
This may sound off to some of you readers out there, especially since we here have been known to fully embrace shenanigans, but I wish to congratulate the Brigham Young University for their outstanding example amongst other academic institutions. As the majority of people know by now Brandon Davis, the 6’9” sophomore forward for the Cougars basketball […]
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BJC And C-Murda Get Cised for Aaron Sorkin
March 2, 2011
Knowing our fellow degenerate readers as I do, I’m sure you were all gathered around the television Sunday night yelling and screaming at the set. And no, not at Jordan Williams missing chippy layups (again) or Lebron throwing over-the-head-no-look passes, but at the 83rd annual Academy Awards. I get Cised for the Oscars. This year […]
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What Life (And Basketball) Used To Be
February 24, 2011
I journeyed up to the sight of St. Elmo’s Fire with C-Murda a few weeks ago to watch my Terrapins take on Longwood (yeah, I don’t know who they blew to get on our schedule either). The 30 point half-time lead morphed into a 50 point lead with three minutes and change left, and the […]
WE'RE CISED FOR... 
June 13, 2011
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