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ACHTUNG BABY!!

June 7, 2011

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The Germans are at it again, degenerates! Now don’t get me wrong, some of my favorite people/things have come from the Fatherland: Hitler; you all remember that cute little guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, a massive inferiority complex and real mommy issues (yes, I know he was actually Austrian).  Wienerschnitzel, who amongst us doesn’t […]

Debbie Yow LOVES MikeHunt

April 7, 2011

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DISCLAIMER*** THIS POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MY HATRED FOR A WOMAN (NOT WOMEN IN GENERAL, THAT’S MURDA’S FORTE), BUT A WOMAN NEVERTHELESS.  IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THE TERRIBLE THINGS I AM ABOUT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS BITCH, STOP READING NOW! Our former favorite female athletic director from the great University […]

Whats Got Me On Tilt This Week…

February 7, 2011

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Yes my fellow degenerates, we’re back, C-Murda’s black(on the inside), and I’m on full monkey tilt(For those of you who are new to our Cised lingo, being on Tilt is the opposite of being Cised).  Coming back at that ass from Bethesda, The Mean Streets Of.  Yes, my fellow degenerates, the Super Bowl was last […]

Two for The Money/Cam Newton

December 2, 2010

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Without fail, if you are a degenerate like me, and since you’re reading this I assume that you are, you’ve gotten one of these phone calls.  These naggy, guido douche bags, who have seen Two For The Money two thousand times and know it by heart, call you on a Monday night an hour before […]

Don’t Tread On Me…

November 18, 2010

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There are many things that have come out of the Tea Party Movement that put me on Full Tilt, some more than other, but mainly their use of the Don’t Tread On Me logo from the Revolutionary War days.  I love that flag and logo, especially since I saw Sam Seaborn rocking it in his […]

NFL Week 10: The Good, The Bad and The Redskins. Plus Weekend Picks

November 12, 2010

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A quick disclaimer: Any donkey can go on CBSSportsline.com and look at stats and numbers, but it takes a real man to post his opinion as fact.  Your boy is one of those rare few who don’t believe in numbers.  I’m like Fox News; I report opinion as fact and hope nobody has enough time […]

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

October 22, 2010

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OK, my fellow degenerates, it’s Friday, I’m finally getting over this F’ing cold I’ve had for like two weeks, and I’m starting to get uber-Cised for the weekend and the college and NFL games that come with it (not to mention TWO games 6’s in the MLB playoffs).  Just in case you were wondering, now […]