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ACHTUNG BABY!!

June 7, 2011

The Germans are at it again, degenerates! Now don’t get me wrong, some of my favorite people/things have come from the Fatherland: Hitler; you all remember that cute little guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, a massive inferiority complex and real mommy issues (yes, I know he was actually Austrian). Wienerschnitzel, who amongst us doesn’t […]

Debbie Yow LOVES MikeHunt

April 7, 2011

DISCLAIMER*** THIS POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MY HATRED FOR A WOMAN (NOT WOMEN IN GENERAL, THAT’S MURDA’S FORTE), BUT A WOMAN NEVERTHELESS. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THE TERRIBLE THINGS I AM ABOUT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS BITCH, STOP READING NOW! Our former favorite female athletic director from the great University […]

Whats Got Me On Tilt This Week…

February 7, 2011

Yes my fellow degenerates, we’re back, C-Murda’s black(on the inside), and I’m on full monkey tilt(For those of you who are new to our Cised lingo, being on Tilt is the opposite of being Cised). Coming back at that ass from Bethesda, The Mean Streets Of. Yes, my fellow degenerates, the Super Bowl was last […]

Two for The Money/Cam Newton

December 2, 2010

Without fail, if you are a degenerate like me, and since you’re reading this I assume that you are, you’ve gotten one of these phone calls. These naggy, guido douche bags, who have seen Two For The Money two thousand times and know it by heart, call you on a Monday night an hour before […]

Don’t Tread On Me…

November 18, 2010

There are many things that have come out of the Tea Party Movement that put me on Full Tilt, some more than other, but mainly their use of the Don’t Tread On Me logo from the Revolutionary War days. I love that flag and logo, especially since I saw Sam Seaborn rocking it in his […]

NFL Week 10: The Good, The Bad and The Redskins. Plus Weekend Picks

November 12, 2010

A quick disclaimer: Any donkey can go on CBSSportsline.com and look at stats and numbers, but it takes a real man to post his opinion as fact. Your boy is one of those rare few who don’t believe in numbers. I’m like Fox News; I report opinion as fact and hope nobody has enough time […]

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

October 22, 2010

OK, my fellow degenerates, it’s Friday, I’m finally getting over this F’ing cold I’ve had for like two weeks, and I’m starting to get uber-Cised for the weekend and the college and NFL games that come with it (not to mention TWO games 6’s in the MLB playoffs). Just in case you were wondering, now […]

My Bookie Got Cised

October 21, 2010

OK, my fellow degenerates, you will all remember last week how I got super-Cised by my bookie, “StevieBooks”. Well, this week, because my donkey-ass made a public showing of it, the karma gods got their revenge by killing my betting week, including going 2-10 Friday through Monday. Although this blows, a lot, I shant be […]

Ovie and Writers Block

October 20, 2010

So…your boys here at Cised are currently suffering from a small case of can’t-think-of-shit-to-write-about syndrome, also known as writers block. Granted, we’ve all been crazy busy lately, and some of us have been on month long gambling/drinking benders, so we’ll get our shit together soon enough, but until then (which will be tomorrow), please enjoy […]

Danny Tanner Was NOT Gay!

October 19, 2010

OK, my fellow degenerates, this past weekend was a little crazy, both in gambling and partying. After the MNF disaster, your boy is down a bunch of cash and will have the story for all you degenerates tomorrow, along with some stories from our weekend. However, the other night I woke up at 4am to […]