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Goodnight Douche Bag

June 13, 2011

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We here at Cised are not in the business off breaking news, but with 18.8 seconds left in the NBA Finals, Eric Spolsetra has just called his final timeout as the Miami Heat’s head coach; Its a LOCK.  That’s all.  My boy Pe’shon just woke me up from a deep sleep to make me watch […]

ACHTUNG BABY!!

June 7, 2011

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The Germans are at it again, degenerates! Now don’t get me wrong, some of my favorite people/things have come from the Fatherland: Hitler; you all remember that cute little guy with the Charlie Chaplin mustache, a massive inferiority complex and real mommy issues (yes, I know he was actually Austrian).  Wienerschnitzel, who amongst us doesn’t […]

I Don’t Always Go To Pakistan…

June 5, 2011

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Welcome back degenerates, it’s been a long time, but absence makes the heart grow stronger.  Let me quickly explain where I’ve been: I took a little trip to Pakistan (Nubbiest country in the ENTIRE world) in between opening my new wine bar.  As it happens, I was wandering around a very nice (by Pakistani terms) […]

Debbie Yow LOVES MikeHunt

April 7, 2011

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DISCLAIMER*** THIS POST IS GOING TO BE ABOUT MY HATRED FOR A WOMAN (NOT WOMEN IN GENERAL, THAT’S MURDA’S FORTE), BUT A WOMAN NEVERTHELESS.  IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ THE TERRIBLE THINGS I AM ABOUT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS BITCH, STOP READING NOW! Our former favorite female athletic director from the great University […]

Winning Isn’t Everything, Anymore

March 18, 2011

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America is obsessed with winning.  It is entrenched in our DNA.  We just have a need to be number one, to be on top, the A-list.  We constantly spew out clichés to back up and justify this assertion.  We use them as rationale on our never-ending quenching thirst for the pinnacle.  “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing” […]

CHALK It Up To The NCAA To F@#K Up My Bracket

March 16, 2011

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Hallelujah, my fellow degenerates, it’s that time of year again.  The wonderful time where work productivity plummets to a level of a failed GED candidate, billions in man hours throughout all walks of life are consumed and wasted on PhD level research in filling out those NCAA tourney brackets and watching countless hours of basketball on our office […]

Respecting Cougars of the Non-Female Variety

March 9, 2011

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This may sound off to some of you readers out there, especially since we here have been known to fully embrace shenanigans, but I wish to congratulate the Brigham Young University for their outstanding example amongst other academic institutions.  As the majority of people know by now Brandon Davis, the 6’9” sophomore forward for the Cougars basketball […]